After weeks of being soil free in the office, we have had action two days in a row. This soiling is by far the nicest office soiling thus far. Believed to be the handiwork of the burrito kid, this soiling works into the 30-40% seat coverage range. This is very high explosivity for a controlled work environment. Normally, you will only see this amount of pressure in a public restroom. Soil on my brother, Soil on!

• Volcanic Explosivity: 5.0
• Overall Rating: 7.0
• Adhesion: 3.0
• Color: 2.0
• Shock Value: 5.0
• Texture: 2.0

One Response to “Our First Cataclysmic Event”

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   TrotFlash Said: @7:04 pm 
   

   Nice Work!

   • Adhesion: 3
   • Color: 2
   • Shock Value: 5
   • Texture: 2
   • Volcanic Explosivity: 5
   • Overall Rating: 7

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