The work toilet has once again been hit, and as usual the “Burrito Kid” is most likely responsible. We know that the “Burrito Kid” has been eating Egg McMuffins for the last week or so, but no one witnessed todays breakfast. Best guess, breakfast burrito. We may have to conduct a MythBusters like experiment using breakfast burritos to find out whether they are in fact the ultimate soiling breakfast.

• Volcanic Explosivity: 5.0
• Overall Rating: 5.0
• Adhesion: 3.0
• Color: 3.0
• Shock Value: 5.0
• Texture: 2.0

One Response to “Yet Another Direct Hit”

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   TrotFlash Said: @8:11 am 
   

   El Burrito

   • Adhesion: 3
   • Color: 3
   • Shock Value: 5
   • Texture: 2
   • Volcanic Explosivity: 5
   • Overall Rating: 5

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