Here’s another one of those things you wish you just hadn’t seen. I can’t remember how I found this, but does it really matter? Looks like Ronny has a new friend, Prof. Sakai.

After weeks of being soil free in the office, we have had action two days in a row. This soiling is by far the nicest office soiling thus far. Believed to be the handiwork of the burrito kid, this soiling works into the 30-40% seat coverage range. This is very high explosivity for a controlled work environment. Normally, you will only see this amount of pressure in a public restroom. Soil on my brother, Soil on!

• Volcanic Explosivity: 5.0
• Overall Rating: 7.0
• Adhesion: 3.0
• Color: 2.0
• Shock Value: 5.0
• Texture: 2.0

This sticky specimen took two flushes in addition to the initial flush of the mystery soiler to clear out. Overall this soiling lacks the artistry of some of the earlier ones, but is still a soiling to be proud of.

• Volcanic Explosivity: 1.0
• Overall Rating: 3.0
• Adhesion: 5.0
• Color: 3.0
• Shock Value: 2.0
• Texture: 3.0

Looking to change the link to Ronny’s posting this bad boy came up on the random images. The Old Engineer becomes the next member of the Ronny Club.