While perusing Elena Dorfman’s website for something to post, as it’s been a while, I found this picture of the newest member of the Ronny club, The Great Baldini.  From the name on the picture the dolls name must be Lily.  Baldini enjoys surfing realdoll sites online, watching podcast lectures from Professor Sakai and reading repair tips posted by the old engineer.

Gotta love urbandictionary.com for their dictionary that allows us to keep up on modern lingo. That being said the mud ducks from Minnesota keep thumbs downing the correct definition of mud duck, in the Minnesota sense. It appears to have turned into a full blown thumbs up-thumbs down war.

Here’s the definition and tell me it’s not correct. Mud Duck - A stupid, fucking ignorant person from Minnesota. Need more be said? Didn’t think so, now go thumbs up that definition on the link above.

This takes the cake. A professional photographer, taking pictures of all these nutty bastards, their dolls and families with the dolls. I thought there were laws against this kind of thing. The conversation might go like this. “Hey freaky ass love doll, wanna hear my new song? I think it’s getting her hot mom, can I take her upstairs?” This must be the old engineer’s house.

This soiling is in a word incredible. The pictures do not do it justice at all. The pure size of these turd projectiles is cataclysmic. I’m surprised the whole office didn’t hear this eruption. If I didn’t know that the burrito kid was on vacation, I would automatically assume this was his handiwork. Move over burrito kid, there’s a new soiler in town. Maybe the mysterious brown bandit.

We here are at Rotten Potty, have a fond, somewhat cultish affection for certain individuals posted on the site. Most are extremely deserved. None more so than Professor Sakai. We have often wondered what the professor looks like. The soiler, watching an episode of The Simpsons, happened to notice that Richard Sakai is one of the producers of the show. This lead to the finding of a wikipedia.com picture of Richard Sakai. So from this point forward, or until Richard threatens to sue us, which would be great as we are huge fans, we will use this picture to immortalize Professor Sakai.