Just for hump day the Burrito Kid left a special delivery. I was starting to wonder whether or not we’d ever have an office soiling again. Never fear, the Burrito Kid was just out of the office quite a bit lately.

As if you weren’t disturbed enough by this site and the wackjobs on it, Uncle Sneaky Fingers has decided to release a video. At first I was skeptical at to whether or not it was Sneaky, but it is. Same couch and doll. Amazingly, our description of him based on one picture was pretty close.

In case you forgot here’s what we said about Uncle Sneaky Fingers in the original Post:

Not sure what to be for Halloween? How about Uncle Sneaky Fingers? The Rotten Potty Wackjob-O-Meter is at all time highs, even surpassing those set by the Rotten Potty king pin, Professor Sakai.

Uncle Sneaky Fingers enjoys drinking O’Douls, watching movies, and copping a feel on that special someone. When not pounding his latex honey, he enjoys family reunions and driving by middle schools in his trans-camaro, t-tops off, cranking W.A.S.P. His Favorite Song? Animal by W.A.S.P.

That being said, I must admit we missed something glaringly obvious… Guns. I don’t know how we managed to overlook the fact that all of these nutjobs should be into guns and paranoid schizophrenia. They need guns, knives, swords, chainsaws and the like for protection from the man. When you watch the video pay special attention to the posters on the wall. The only one I could make out was a Metallica poster, but there could possibly be a W.A.S.P. poster in there.

Last but not least, I made the image bigger for a reason, Uncle Sneaky Fingers was doing a little sneaking on the doll. Notice her left breast, Looks like a sneaky hand print to me.  Two thumbs up to “The Soiler” for spotting the sneaky fingers on the original pic.

Here’s my attempt @ a Mr. Sneaky Fingers Visa Commercial

Butt rock posters. Uncle Sneaky Fingers surfing child porn. A Real Doll hanging from a chain with Sneaky’s hand print on on her left breast. Priceless.

It seems we’re not the only fans of the Old Engineer, he made the N.Y. Times in 1911 and is apparently dead.

Here’s the Headline…

OLD ENGINEER DIES ON TUG IN OIL BLAZE; Not Spry Enough to Jump to Safety as Others Did When Hemmed in by Flames.

Here’s the link

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Rub a dub dub, we’ve got Sakai in a hot tub. The Sakai Archives revealed a secret. Pictures of the Professor himself! That hot tub picture is an instant classic. The love doll appears to have been roofied by the Professor and he knows the deal. Check out that look on Sakai that says, “My plan working. You Professor Sakai bish now.”

Not sure what to be for Halloween? How about Uncle Sneaky Fingers? The Rotten Potty Wackjob-O-Meter is at all time highs, even surpassing those set by the Rotten Potty king pin, Professor Sakai.

Uncle Sneaky Fingers enjoys drinking O’Douls, watching movies, and copping a feel on that special someone. When not pounding his latex honey, he enjoys family reunions and driving by middle schools in his trans-camaro, t-tops off, cranking W.A.S.P. His Favorite Song? Animal by W.A.S.P.

Gotta love this video. Not the Old Engineer, but still classic.  Also Noteworthy is the pic (left) of some other jackass doing a doll.

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