December 19th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Posted by TrotFlash in People

Corn Man Fights Crime 1 Kernel at a TimeLooks the like the soiler has found a new sidekick “Corn Man”. The stall of justice is happy to add Corn Man to it’s field of RottenPotty celebs. The orgins of Corn Man or this picture are unknown. My guess Darrien Cornfest. Not unlike the Easter bunny, Corn Man leaves his chocolicious kernels of love for the kids. Corn Mans normally appears about 3 hours after the corn stand opens and is saturated with beer. (see picture for verification)  Not pictured is Corn Man’s brother, PortaJohn Corn Man.  PJCM looks similar to Corn Man, but is blue and smells of urine and vomit.