January 30th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Posted by TrotFlash in Soilings

burrito-kid.jpgThe soilers guild has voted The Burrito Kid the first ever recipient of the “Burrito Kid - Master Soiler Award” In the picture is the Burrito Kid receiving the coveted chocolate toilet. “He was pretty worked up.” said the Soiler when asked about the presentation ceremony. It’s obvious from the photograph that this was a very special moment for him. “I even brought my camera, because I wanted a picture of me with the Old Engineer.” said the teary eyed BK.

To his credit the burrito kid has amassed an amazing 5 documented soilings. “The Guild members looked at the footage extensively and determined that five of the soilings were consistent with known Burrito Kid attacks.” stated TrotFlash. The burrito kid is also co-owner of the double flush record, stringing a series of 3 df’s in a row together. “We’re really proud of what he’s accomplished in such a short period of time. I take my hat off to him” said War Dog, also a member of the guild. Rotten Potty also takes there hat off to the Burrito Kid.