Rottenpotty.com is proud to announce the resurrection of the Free Soil Party. In another closed door meeting, the Soiler’s Guild has decided to resurrect the free soil party. Just like Abraham Lincoln, a well known free soiler, we shall strive on to break the shackles of slavery and shame. For far too long, master soilers everywhere have been forced into the shadows. We say, “No more!” We shall rise up from the bowels of this great nation to overcome the fear of prosecution. Please vote for your candidate in our most recent poll. The top two vote getters will be presidential and vice presidential nominees.
You knew it was just a matter of time before the craze caught on. We have received a picture submission of this 30 foot burrito kid statue. It is believed that the statue was erected to commemorate a rumored burrito kid soiling of mega-colossal proportions. Pictured with the burrito kid are the assumed submitters of the photo. Thanks for the submit. Keep ‘em coming.
RottenPotty has aquired underground footage of the Burrito Kid attacking the author of the note mentioned here.
This first photo clearly shows the BK, dishing out some payback at the local gym. In the second photo, an obviously satisfied BK leaves the scene in the burritomobile. Notice he removed his mustache to conceal his real identity.
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It seems no one can resist the temptation of soiling the office bathroom. An anonymous source tells me that this soiling was the handiwork of one of the auditors gracing the office this week. No word yet on whether they were offered a full time position.
It seems the burrito kids soilings are causing quite a cataclysmic event. An unknown co-worker posted this anonymous note on the inside of the bathroom door. Guild members convened in an emergency closed door session. The response was a resounding “NO”, in regards to the cleaning another man’s soilings. Emails were immediately sent to the Democrat and Republican front runners for their support. Updates to follows.The Burrito Kid quickly responded the only way he knows how. See next post.