In an attempt to gain momentum in the upcoming election, the Burrito Kid has announced his running mate, Dougie “A lil’ front porch, a lot back deck” Camaro. Dougie was picked for his dedication to the “Free Soil” way of life. Dougie is an unemployed bricklayer who enjoys Bud Light, tighty whities, and using his outdoor shitter while talking on his 80s cell phone he purchased back during the “Glory Years.”
After a unanimous poll vote the guild has elected the Burrito Kid as the 2008 free soil party candidate for President. “Itsa an honor to be elected,” said a jubilant Burrito Kid. Guild members have hit the ground running to gather support for BK. “He’s tough on crime and drives an electric car. What more could you want?” stated Trotflash.
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