Co-Worker Boris Veino, named for his love of Eastern European trenchcoats, was named Master Soiler by “The Soiler” in a rare move. I recieved a text from the soiler, who approved the master soiler award without even consulting the soiler’s guild members. This must have been some soiling. No word on whether we have photos of this historic event. Congrats Boris!

Here’s the text
Fr: The Soiler
Boris Veino earned his master soiler award today. He did right by Marty.
Jun 4, 12:33

In honor of the greatest soiler of all time, RP has decided to initiate a new “Do Right By Marty” campaign. The phrase was coined by “The Soiler” after commenting on a rather soil-icious crayon attack on the company toilet. It’s obvious just by looking at Uncle Marty, that he could “Do Work” in the outhouse. So if it’s right by Marty, it’s right by us.