Total outrage has caused a late season surge for the burrito kid for president. Click burrito to watch the video.
Co-Worker Boris Veino, named for his love of Eastern European trenchcoats, was named Master Soiler by “The Soiler” in a rare move. I recieved a text from the soiler, who approved the master soiler award without even consulting the soiler’s guild members. This must have been some soiling. No word on whether we have photos of this historic event. Congrats Boris!
Here’s the text
Fr: The Soiler
Boris Veino earned his master soiler award today. He did right by Marty.
Jun 4, 12:33
In honor of the greatest soiler of all time, RP has decided to initiate a new “Do Right By Marty” campaign. The phrase was coined by “The Soiler” after commenting on a rather soil-icious crayon attack on the company toilet. It’s obvious just by looking at Uncle Marty, that he could “Do Work” in the outhouse. So if it’s right by Marty, it’s right by us.
Thought I’d post this from last summers company golf outing. The Soiler spotted the Professional Big Wood in his rental clubs.
They may not have come through for the 2007 Labor Day Mud Duck Dumpster Challenge, but they more than made up for it on Memorial Day 2008. Unfortunately, we didn’t get a before picture, but I can assure you the dumpster was empty as it’s dumped on Thursday. Our polluting friends from the west could care less about the sign clearly posted on the dumpster. Two words, “Fucking Mudducks!” Maybe it should be three words, but you get the point.
In an attempt to gain momentum in the upcoming election, the Burrito Kid has announced his running mate, Dougie “A lil’ front porch, a lot back deck” Camaro. Dougie was picked for his dedication to the “Free Soil” way of life. Dougie is an unemployed bricklayer who enjoys Bud Light, tighty whities, and using his outdoor shitter while talking on his 80s cell phone he purchased back during the “Glory Years.”
After a unanimous poll vote the guild has elected the Burrito Kid as the 2008 free soil party candidate for President. “Itsa an honor to be elected,” said a jubilant Burrito Kid. Guild members have hit the ground running to gather support for BK. “He’s tough on crime and drives an electric car. What more could you want?” stated Trotflash.
Rottenpotty.com is proud to announce the resurrection of the Free Soil Party. In another closed door meeting, the Soiler’s Guild has decided to resurrect the free soil party. Just like Abraham Lincoln, a well known free soiler, we shall strive on to break the shackles of slavery and shame. For far too long, master soilers everywhere have been forced into the shadows. We say, “No more!” We shall rise up from the bowels of this great nation to overcome the fear of prosecution. Please vote for your candidate in our most recent poll. The top two vote getters will be presidential and vice presidential nominees.
You knew it was just a matter of time before the craze caught on. We have received a picture submission of this 30 foot burrito kid statue. It is believed that the statue was erected to commemorate a rumored burrito kid soiling of mega-colossal proportions. Pictured with the burrito kid are the assumed submitters of the photo. Thanks for the submit. Keep ‘em coming.
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