In an attempt to gain momentum in the upcoming election, the Burrito Kid has announced his running mate, Dougie “A lil’ front porch, a lot back deck” Camaro. Dougie was picked for his dedication to the “Free Soil” way of life. Dougie is an unemployed bricklayer who enjoys Bud Light, tighty whities, and using his outdoor shitter while talking on his 80s cell phone he purchased back during the “Glory Years.”
I captured this gem in a local campground earlier this year. The picture is rather poor quality, but I didn’t want to anger the mullets. In case you can’t tell it’s a semi-tractor with an Airstream camper rigged on the back. Twenty dollars says the fridge is full of Steel Reserve and/or the sponsored beverage of their favorite Nascar driver.
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