They may not have come through for the 2007 Labor Day Mud Duck Dumpster Challenge, but they more than made up for it on Memorial Day 2008. Unfortunately, we didn’t get a before picture, but I can assure you the dumpster was empty as it’s dumped on Thursday. Our polluting friends from the west could care less about the sign clearly posted on the dumpster. Two words, “Fucking Mudducks!” Maybe it should be three words, but you get the point.
Gotta love urbandictionary.com for their dictionary that allows us to keep up on modern lingo. That being said the mud ducks from Minnesota keep thumbs downing the correct definition of mud duck, in the Minnesota sense. It appears to have turned into a full blown thumbs up-thumbs down war.
Here’s the definition and tell me it’s not correct. Mud Duck - A stupid, fucking ignorant person from Minnesota. Need more be said? Didn’t think so, now go thumbs up that definition on the link above.
What is the first thing that every good mud duck learns? Where the private dumpsters are to throw their trash. In order to properly demonstrate the amount of trash they will throw and their complete disregard for anyone’s personal property, we are posting the Labor Day Weekend Mud Duck Dumpster Challenge. These two pictures were taken this morning, before the barrage of mudducks will funnel into our small towns. As you can see the dumpster is maybe half full. You can also see the giant sign that actually covers the front of the dumpster. Tuesday, I will take another picture of the dumpster and post the results. My guess is that there will be trash all over the ground from an overflowing dumpster.
This posting is hopefully the first step in demonstrating why we harbor hatred for the mud ducks from the Minneapolis/St. Paul Twin Cities area. This idiot is building his house with 4×4 posts for footings. If I remember right, they didn’t even splurge on treated posts. Located on clay soil, this house should last about 2 years, after which time the insurance payers of Wisconsin will foot the bill to rebuild it after it falls down the hill and into Lake Gitchi Gumi. (That’s Superior for all you mudducks) We can only hope that it falls on a weekend when they are actually in it.
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