It seems the burrito kids soilings are causing quite a cataclysmic event. An unknown co-worker posted this anonymous note on the inside of the bathroom door. Guild members convened in an emergency closed door session. The response was a resounding “NO”, in regards to the cleaning another man’s soilings.  Emails were immediately sent to the Democrat and Republican front runners for their support. Updates to follows.The Burrito Kid quickly responded the only way he knows how. See next post.

The soilers guild has voted The Burrito Kid the first ever recipient of the “Burrito Kid - Master Soiler Award” In the picture is the Burrito Kid receiving the coveted chocolate toilet. “He was pretty worked up.” said the Soiler when asked about the presentation ceremony. It’s obvious from the photograph that this was a very special moment for him. “I even brought my camera, because I wanted a picture of me with the Old Engineer.” said the teary eyed BK.

To his credit the burrito kid has amassed an amazing 5 documented soilings. “The Guild members looked at the footage extensively and determined that five of the soilings were consistent with known Burrito Kid attacks.” stated TrotFlash. The burrito kid is also co-owner of the double flush record, stringing a series of 3 df’s in a row together. “We’re really proud of what he’s accomplished in such a short period of time. I take my hat off to him” said War Dog, also a member of the guild. Rotten Potty also takes there hat off to the Burrito Kid.

It’s hard to believe it’s been one year since the Soiler and I came upon the soiling that started it all. Looking back at the picture of the outside of the brownwash site, you would never know, except for the smell, that it housed one of the greatest soilings the world has ever known.

We’ve come a long way in a year, and we just wanted to thank everyone who have supported us with soil samples and content ideas for the site. We feel privileged to turn the spotlight on those who do not get the recognition they so much deserve.

Give us your your submissions of wackjobs or toilets recently soiled . One flush is all it takes.

-Trotflash

A special thanks goes out to Candy for submitting our first outside user submission. In gratitude Professor Sakai is working feverishly in his lab, creating a RottenPotty.Com t-shirt just for you. Drop us an email with your address and we’ll get one sent out.

-Trotflash

The attached photo is my contribution to Rotten Potty. Not the most exciting picture, but I thought you could use another one. This was taken at Grand Portage SP on the US side. Was it Mud Duck or Canook? One will never know….

It doesn’t get much better then watching someone do the trotflash dash into a public restroom. I didn’t witness the dash, but I certainly ran into the splash on this one. The picture definitely doesn’t do this one justice, there is significant bowl coverage. The immense pressure appears to have created a tsunami splashback, which unfortunately caused the coloring to be faint.

Just for hump day the Burrito Kid left a special delivery. I was starting to wonder whether or not we’d ever have an office soiling again. Never fear, the Burrito Kid was just out of the office quite a bit lately.

This soiling is in a word incredible. The pictures do not do it justice at all. The pure size of these turd projectiles is cataclysmic. I’m surprised the whole office didn’t hear this eruption. If I didn’t know that the burrito kid was on vacation, I would automatically assume this was his handiwork. Move over burrito kid, there’s a new soiler in town. Maybe the mysterious brown bandit.

I was doing some searches on google.com to see if I could pull our nasty bathrooms up, when I found this on iStockphoto.com. I looks like there are hints of a sidesaddle soiling. It’s unfortunate that we can’t see the whole bowl.

• Volcanic Explosivity: 4.0
• Overall Rating: 7.0
• Adhesion: 4.0
• Color: 4.0
• Shock Value: 7.0
• Texture: 2.0

The work toilet has once again been hit, and as usual the “Burrito Kid” is most likely responsible. We know that the “Burrito Kid” has been eating Egg McMuffins for the last week or so, but no one witnessed todays breakfast. Best guess, breakfast burrito. We may have to conduct a MythBusters like experiment using breakfast burritos to find out whether they are in fact the ultimate soiling breakfast.

• Volcanic Explosivity: 5.0
• Overall Rating: 5.0
• Adhesion: 3.0
• Color: 3.0
• Shock Value: 5.0
• Texture: 2.0

Just like the X games, the level of difficulty on the soilings continues to increase with the addition of the side saddle soiling. The Soiler happened to capture this new and exciting style, which must have been achieved by either blasting on one cheek or side saddle. Unfortunately, we may never know the true methodology of this rare and risky maneuver. This soiling alone may lead talks about adding a difficulty category to the rankings.

• Volcanic Explosivity: 3.0
• Overall Rating: 5.0
• Adhesion: 6.0
• Color: 5.0
• Shock Value: 4.0
• Texture: 4.0