As if you weren’t disturbed enough by this site and the wackjobs on it, Uncle Sneaky Fingers has decided to release a video. At first I was skeptical at to whether or not it was Sneaky, but it is. Same couch and doll. Amazingly, our description of him based on one picture was pretty close.
In case you forgot here’s what we said about Uncle Sneaky Fingers in the original Post:
Not sure what to be for Halloween? How about Uncle Sneaky Fingers? The Rotten Potty Wackjob-O-Meter is at all time highs, even surpassing those set by the Rotten Potty king pin, Professor Sakai.
Uncle Sneaky Fingers enjoys drinking O’Douls, watching movies, and copping a feel on that special someone. When not pounding his latex honey, he enjoys family reunions and driving by middle schools in his trans-camaro, t-tops off, cranking W.A.S.P. His Favorite Song? Animal by W.A.S.P.
That being said, I must admit we missed something glaringly obvious… Guns. I don’t know how we managed to overlook the fact that all of these nutjobs should be into guns and paranoid schizophrenia. They need guns, knives, swords, chainsaws and the like for protection from the man. When you watch the video pay special attention to the posters on the wall. The only one I could make out was a Metallica poster, but there could possibly be a W.A.S.P. poster in there.
Last but not least, I made the image bigger for a reason, Uncle Sneaky Fingers was doing a little sneaking on the doll. Notice her left breast, Looks like a sneaky hand print to me. Two thumbs up to “The Soiler” for spotting the sneaky fingers on the original pic.
Here’s my attempt @ a Mr. Sneaky Fingers Visa Commercial
Butt rock posters. Uncle Sneaky Fingers surfing child porn. A Real Doll hanging from a chain with Sneaky’s hand print on on her left breast. Priceless.
It seems we’re not the only fans of the Old Engineer, he made the N.Y. Times in 1911 and is apparently dead.
Here’s the Headline…
OLD ENGINEER DIES ON TUG IN OIL BLAZE; Not Spry Enough to Jump to Safety as Others Did When Hemmed in by Flames.
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Rub a dub dub, we’ve got Sakai in a hot tub. The Sakai Archives revealed a secret. Pictures of the Professor himself! That hot tub picture is an instant classic. The love doll appears to have been roofied by the Professor and he knows the deal. Check out that look on Sakai that says, “My plan working. You Professor Sakai bish now.”
Not sure what to be for Halloween? How about Uncle Sneaky Fingers? The Rotten Potty Wackjob-O-Meter is at all time highs, even surpassing those set by the Rotten Potty king pin, Professor Sakai.
Uncle Sneaky Fingers enjoys drinking O’Douls, watching movies, and copping a feel on that special someone. When not pounding his latex honey, he enjoys family reunions and driving by middle schools in his trans-camaro, t-tops off, cranking W.A.S.P. His Favorite Song? Animal by W.A.S.P.
Gotta love this video. Not the Old Engineer, but still classic. Also Noteworthy is the pic (left) of some other jackass doing a doll.
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While perusing Elena Dorfman’s website for something to post, as it’s been a while, I found this picture of the newest member of the Ronny club, The Great Baldini. From the name on the picture the dolls name must be Lily. Baldini enjoys surfing realdoll sites online, watching podcast lectures from Professor Sakai and reading repair tips posted by the old engineer.
This takes the cake. A professional photographer, taking pictures of all these nutty bastards, their dolls and families with the dolls. I thought there were laws against this kind of thing. The conversation might go like this. “Hey freaky ass love doll, wanna hear my new song? I think it’s getting her hot mom, can I take her upstairs?” This must be the old engineer’s house.
We here are at Rotten Potty, have a fond, somewhat cultish affection for certain individuals posted on the site. Most are extremely deserved. None more so than Professor Sakai. We have often wondered what the professor looks like. The soiler, watching an episode of The Simpsons, happened to notice that Richard Sakai is one of the producers of the show. This lead to the finding of a wikipedia.com picture of Richard Sakai. So from this point forward, or until Richard threatens to sue us, which would be great as we are huge fans, we will use this picture to immortalize Professor Sakai.
I captured this gem in a local campground earlier this year. The picture is rather poor quality, but I didn’t want to anger the mullets. In case you can’t tell it’s a semi-tractor with an Airstream camper rigged on the back. Twenty dollars says the fridge is full of Steel Reserve and/or the sponsored beverage of their favorite Nascar driver.
In case you were looking to start a nice collection of sex dolls like Ronny. Click on this hot dish to view the rotten.com collection of historic sex doll pictures.
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