After a unanimous poll vote the guild has elected the Burrito Kid as the 2008 free soil party candidate for President. “Itsa an honor to be elected,” said a jubilant Burrito Kid. Guild members have hit the ground running to gather support for BK. “He’s tough on crime and drives an electric car. What more could you want?” stated Trotflash.

Rottenpotty.com is proud to announce the resurrection of the Free Soil Party. In another closed door meeting, the Soiler’s Guild has decided to resurrect the free soil party. Just like Abraham Lincoln, a well known free soiler, we shall strive on to break the shackles of slavery and shame. For far too long, master soilers everywhere have been forced into the shadows. We say, “No more!” We shall rise up from the bowels of this great nation to overcome the fear of prosecution. Please vote for your candidate in our most recent poll. The top two vote getters will be presidential and vice presidential nominees.

You knew it was just a matter of time before the craze caught on. We have received a picture submission of this 30 foot burrito kid statue. It is believed that the statue was erected to commemorate a rumored burrito kid soiling of mega-colossal proportions. Pictured with the burrito kid are the assumed submitters of the photo. Thanks for the submit. Keep ‘em coming.

RottenPotty has aquired underground footage of the Burrito Kid attacking the author of the note mentioned here.

This first photo clearly shows the BK, dishing out some payback at the local gym. In the second photo, an obviously satisfied BK leaves the scene in the burritomobile.  Notice he removed his mustache to conceal his real identity.

It seems no one can resist the temptation of soiling the office bathroom. An anonymous source tells me that this soiling was the handiwork of one of the auditors gracing the office this week. No word yet on whether they were offered a full time position.

It seems the burrito kids soilings are causing quite a cataclysmic event. An unknown co-worker posted this anonymous note on the inside of the bathroom door. Guild members convened in an emergency closed door session. The response was a resounding “NO”, in regards to the cleaning another man’s soilings.  Emails were immediately sent to the Democrat and Republican front runners for their support. Updates to follows.The Burrito Kid quickly responded the only way he knows how. See next post.

The soilers guild has voted The Burrito Kid the first ever recipient of the “Burrito Kid - Master Soiler Award” In the picture is the Burrito Kid receiving the coveted chocolate toilet. “He was pretty worked up.” said the Soiler when asked about the presentation ceremony. It’s obvious from the photograph that this was a very special moment for him. “I even brought my camera, because I wanted a picture of me with the Old Engineer.” said the teary eyed BK.

To his credit the burrito kid has amassed an amazing 5 documented soilings. “The Guild members looked at the footage extensively and determined that five of the soilings were consistent with known Burrito Kid attacks.” stated TrotFlash. The burrito kid is also co-owner of the double flush record, stringing a series of 3 df’s in a row together. “We’re really proud of what he’s accomplished in such a short period of time. I take my hat off to him” said War Dog, also a member of the guild. Rotten Potty also takes there hat off to the Burrito Kid.

Looks the like the soiler has found a new sidekick “Corn Man”. The stall of justice is happy to add Corn Man to it’s field of RottenPotty celebs. The orgins of Corn Man or this picture are unknown. My guess Darrien Cornfest. Not unlike the Easter bunny, Corn Man leaves his chocolicious kernels of love for the kids. Corn Mans normally appears about 3 hours after the corn stand opens and is saturated with beer. (see picture for verification)  Not pictured is Corn Man’s brother, PortaJohn Corn Man.  PJCM looks similar to Corn Man, but is blue and smells of urine and vomit.

RottenPotty.com has officially been viewed on every continent except Antarctica, which isn’t even tracked by google. Africa was the final holdout, but South Africa came through with a strong double flusher. Now we need to shoot for every county. The U.S., Germany, Russia and Canada are the top four. All others need to suck it up.

It’s hard to believe it’s been one year since the Soiler and I came upon the soiling that started it all. Looking back at the picture of the outside of the brownwash site, you would never know, except for the smell, that it housed one of the greatest soilings the world has ever known.

We’ve come a long way in a year, and we just wanted to thank everyone who have supported us with soil samples and content ideas for the site. We feel privileged to turn the spotlight on those who do not get the recognition they so much deserve.

Give us your your submissions of wackjobs or toilets recently soiled . One flush is all it takes.

-Trotflash