While perusing Elena Dorfman’s website for something to post, as it’s been a while, I found this picture of the newest member of the Ronny club, The Great Baldini.  From the name on the picture the dolls name must be Lily.  Baldini enjoys surfing realdoll sites online, watching podcast lectures from Professor Sakai and reading repair tips posted by the old engineer.

Gotta love urbandictionary.com for their dictionary that allows us to keep up on modern lingo. That being said the mud ducks from Minnesota keep thumbs downing the correct definition of mud duck, in the Minnesota sense. It appears to have turned into a full blown thumbs up-thumbs down war.

Here’s the definition and tell me it’s not correct. Mud Duck - A stupid, fucking ignorant person from Minnesota. Need more be said? Didn’t think so, now go thumbs up that definition on the link above.

This takes the cake. A professional photographer, taking pictures of all these nutty bastards, their dolls and families with the dolls. I thought there were laws against this kind of thing. The conversation might go like this. “Hey freaky ass love doll, wanna hear my new song? I think it’s getting her hot mom, can I take her upstairs?” This must be the old engineer’s house.

This soiling is in a word incredible. The pictures do not do it justice at all. The pure size of these turd projectiles is cataclysmic. I’m surprised the whole office didn’t hear this eruption. If I didn’t know that the burrito kid was on vacation, I would automatically assume this was his handiwork. Move over burrito kid, there’s a new soiler in town. Maybe the mysterious brown bandit.

We here are at Rotten Potty, have a fond, somewhat cultish affection for certain individuals posted on the site. Most are extremely deserved. None more so than Professor Sakai. We have often wondered what the professor looks like. The soiler, watching an episode of The Simpsons, happened to notice that Richard Sakai is one of the producers of the show. This lead to the finding of a wikipedia.com picture of Richard Sakai. So from this point forward, or until Richard threatens to sue us, which would be great as we are huge fans, we will use this picture to immortalize Professor Sakai.

What is the first thing that every good mud duck learns? Where the private dumpsters are to throw their trash. In order to properly demonstrate the amount of trash they will throw and their complete disregard for anyone’s personal property, we are posting the Labor Day Weekend Mud Duck Dumpster Challenge. These two pictures were taken this morning, before the barrage of mudducks will funnel into our small towns. As you can see the dumpster is maybe half full. You can also see the giant sign that actually covers the front of the dumpster. Tuesday, I will take another picture of the dumpster and post the results. My guess is that there will be trash all over the ground from an overflowing dumpster.

It’s rare when you can get a glimpse into the inner workings of someone’s mind, but that’s exactly what we have here, in an attempt to successfully spell budget.

Budget? Nope. Bugget? Nope. Ahh Budget.

I wonder if they had to use spell check and just wrote it in later to save face?

This posting is hopefully the first step in demonstrating why we harbor hatred for the mud ducks from the Minneapolis/St. Paul Twin Cities area. This idiot is building his house with 4×4 posts for footings. If I remember right, they didn’t even splurge on treated posts. Located on clay soil, this house should last about 2 years, after which time the insurance payers of Wisconsin will foot the bill to rebuild it after it falls down the hill and into Lake Gitchi Gumi. (That’s Superior for all you mudducks) We can only hope that it falls on a weekend when they are actually in it.

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I was doing some searches on google.com to see if I could pull our nasty bathrooms up, when I found this on iStockphoto.com. I looks like there are hints of a sidesaddle soiling. It’s unfortunate that we can’t see the whole bowl.

• Adhesion: 4.0
• Color: 4.0
• Shock Value: 7.0
• Texture: 2.0
• Volcanic Explosivity: 4.0
• Overall Rating: 7.0